Tatumverse

Episode 95: G.I. Joe: Retalliation

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We hit a lull in the Tatumverse as we return to the G.I. Joe franchise, a thing we still don’t understand the existence of (Bruce Willis shows up? There is a gun montage? Half of it takes place in Tokyo?). In this episode, Wesleigh shares a cat-related life hack, we reveal what the first movie we each watched in 2019 was, and Katie becomes a socialist.

Show Notes

IMDb: G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)
Rotten Tomatoes: 29%
Rated: PG-13

Strong Bad
Park and Recs: Temptation Island, The Bachelor, FYRE (Netflix), The Good Place, The Masked Singer
Seth Rogen / Lonely Island Fyre Festival movie

Josh at Fyre Fest:

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Jasper Fforde
Lumberjanes
Patty Jenkins (Sally is a different person!)
Not sponsored by Pretty Litter

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HOW MANY TATUMS?

Wesleigh: 1 Tatum
Katie: 1 Mostly Dead Tatum

Shows/Movies Mentioned

Episode 90: Magic Mike

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What you’ve been waiting for is finally here: it’s Magic Mike time! In this episode, hear Katie’s McConaughey voice, Magic Mike fun facts, the story of how the Tatumverse began, a lot of digs on Tampa (sorry, Tampa), and more laughing than any other episode. BONUS: Listen to our first proto-podcast episode from 2015, Magic Abs!

Show Notes

IMDb: Magic Mike (2012)
Rotten Tomatoes: 80%
Rated: R

“Feminist research” night:

 
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Vape Cloud Vine:

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Jimmy Fallon Kid Theater with Channing Tatum:

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HOW MANY TATUMS?

Wesleigh: 10/10 Tatums
Katie: 10/10 Tatums
Katie’s Mom: 1/10 Tatums

Shows/Movies Mentioned

Episode 85: 21 Jump Street

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Grab your backpacks, we’re two-strapping it all the way to 21 Jump Street! We’re in the Tatumverse this week to cover a movie we didn’t want to like but did anyway. In this episode, we hear about Katie’s fandom for this franchise, Hannah joins us and spoils a 20 year old Nicholas Cage movie, and Wesleigh shares about an unlikely spinoff.

Show Notes

IMDb: 21 Jump Street (2012)
Rotten Tomatoes: 85%
Rated: R

Park and Rec: Barry, Black Panther, Sense and Sensibility, City of Angels
Lena Dunham on Dax Shepard’s Armchair Expert
Tarantino Manson movie Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Jump Street series opening theme song:

Carpool Karaoke with Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally:

Friends by Flight of the Concords:

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HOW MANY TATUMS?

Wesleigh: 21 Channings
Katie: 8 Tatums out of 10, would Tatum again
Hannah: 8.2 Tatums (not enough jumping in streets)

Shows/Movies Mentioned

Episode 80: The Vow

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We’re finally hitting a stride of good Tatumverse movies! This week we watch The Vow, the origin of the infamous pizza cat gif. In this episode, Wesleigh draws the line at eating bugs, we debut a new dream sequence feature, Tallulah the Cat makes her first audio appearance, and Katie shares an…unconventional impression.

Show Notes

IMDb: The Vow (2012)
Rotten Tomatoes: 31%
Rated: PG-13

Aladdin “don’t you dare close your eyes”
Harvest Crisps
Hippeas
Park and Rec: Insecure, The Good Place
Gateway Film Center
Amanda’s Picture Show a Go Go
Book the movie is based on: The Vow
Pictures of You by The Cure:

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HOW MANY TATUMS?

Wesleigh: 8 1/2
Katie: 8 3/4

Shows/Movies Mentioned

Episode 75: The Eagle

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We travel back in time to 120 AD to visit Roman Soldier Channing in the next Tatumverse film, The Eagle, which is…not great. We talk a lot about Katie’s tip to see Hamilton instead. In this episode, we hear all about Katie’s birthday shenanigans, Wesleigh recounts the similarities between The Shape of Water and Paddington, and we have a surprise special guest. #MagicMikeByChristmas

Show Notes

IMDb: The Eagle (2011)
Rotten Tomatoes: 39%
Rated: PG-13

Marcella’s
The Palace Theater in Columbus, Ohio
Playhouse Square in Cleveland, Ohio
Burr: Nick Walker
Park and Rec: Paddington and Paddington 2, Bachelor in Paradise, Insatiable

Shape of Water vs. Paddington:

  • creature brought to civilized world

  • Sally Hawkins rescues it

  • villains

  • flooding of the bathroom

  • cleaning ladies pushing a cart

Insatiable “Miss Magic Jesus Pageant” musical number:

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How many tatums?

Wesleigh: 1 Tatums
Katie: 0.5 Tatums

 

Shows/Movies Mentioned

 

Episode 70: Son of No One

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Live from the Tatumverse, it’s Viewing Party! This week we watch Son of No One, a movie where Channing plays a cop with a mustache and that has the most spot-on customer reviews since The Fast and the Furious. In this episode we learn that Katie busted a cap (in her knee), Wesleigh gives this movie a more apropos tagline, and we’re super excited to get to #MagicMikeByChristmas

Show Notes

IMDb: The Son of No One (2011)
Rotten Tomatoes: 16%
Rated: R

Parks and Rec: Pushing Daisies, Nanette, The Bachelorette
The Projects
Harvey Milk
new Drake album
The Yellow Wallpaper
She’s the Man Channing flip phone gif:

SNL skit:

Amanda’s Picture Show A Go Go
Large Marge Sent Us
The Thirst

Shows/Movies Mentioned

Episode 65: The Dilemma

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This week we’re back in the Tatumverse, discussing a movie that was not worth the collective $8 we paid to rent it. In this episode we we try to pin down our patron Office characters, talk color theory with a fascinating tangent about brown, and are confused by the popularity of Vince Vaughn (how did he end up a romantic lead??).

Show Notes

IMDb: The Dilemma (2011)
Rotten Tomatoes: 24%
Rated: PG-13

Lin-Manuel Miranda’s good morning and good night tweets
Pride Columbus 2018
Thursday Next series by Jasper Fforde
Park and Rec: Oceans 8, Allied
Marion Cotillard
Jurassic Park video game Chaos Island
Chicken Nuggets vine:

Felix playing The Sims on the job
Ryan Gosling cereal vines:

Shows/Movies Mentioned

  • The Office
  • Parks & Recreations
  • Anastasia
  • Westworld
  • Inception
  • Oceans 8
  • The Hobbit
  • Won’t You Be My Neighbor
  • The Artist
  • Arrested Development
  • Stranger Things
  • Edward Scissorhands
  • A Beautiful Mind
  • The Break-Up
  • Jurassic Park: The Lost World
  • Dodgeball
  • Wedding Crashers
  • Fred Claus
  • The Internship
  • True Detective
  • Son of No One
  • The Eagle
  • The Vow
  • 21 Jump Street
  • Magic Mike
  • Foxcatcher
  • GI Joe: Retaliation
  • This Is the End
  • White House Down
  • Don Jon
  • Side Effects
  • The Book of Life
  • The Lego Movie
  • 22 Jump Street
  • Jupiter Ascending
  • Magic Mike XXL
  • The Hateful 8
  • Hail, Ceaser!
  • Lego Batman
  • Logan Lucky
  • The Kingsman: The Golden Circle

Episode 55: 10 Years

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Did you go to your high school reunion? In this week's foray into the Tatumverse, we follow Channing's character as he goes back to his 10 year reunion and meets up with a great cast of old friends. In this episode we talk about our own reunions, those times Wesleigh was proposed to in college, and how unfair it is that Oscar Isaacs can do pretty much everything.

Show Notes

IMDb: 10 Years (2011)
Rotten Tomatoes: 60%
Rated: PG-13

“You like fiction books?”:

Park and Rec: LOVE, Westworld, Jesus Christ Superstar Live
Chrissy Teigan live tweeting Jesus Christ Superstar

The cool jackets:

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Oscar Isaac’s song in this movie:

Backsit k-pop song:

Ace of Base - the Sign:

Bellville World’s Fair
Columbus Podcast Festival tickets on sale

Shows/Movies Mentioned

  • Penelope
  • Matilda
  • The Changling
  • Purple Rain
  • Django Unchained
  • They Came Together
  • Table 19
  • Office Space
  • The Social Network
  • Ides of March
  • The Handmaids Tale
  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens
  • Romy & Michelle’s High School Reunion
  • Hello My Name is Doris